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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Peeves

Today at work everyone is complaining about how sick they are, and I feel amazing. Them talking about their sickness's has put me in somewhat of an irritated mood so I decided to make a list of pet peeves.

*impatient people.
*mondays
*the sweet-bro's at the gym with huge arms and chest and tiny legs.
*when people say things like "totes" "jelly" "cray" "yolo" or other equally annoying slang terms.
*when people use the term "retard" or "gay" as an insult.
*people who copy me. Annoying...
*self-righteous folks.
*having to wake up in the middle of the night to use the restroom. Waste of sleep time.
*when people tell you how weird, funny or pretty they are... If they have to say that, they usually aren't
*being late for things.
*when people are ALWAYS healthy.
*gingers
*if you don't know me or my baby don't call her a nickname. Don't like you are on a personal level if you see her once every few months.
*the girls who talk about how easy and wonderful their pregnancy was... I get it, you had no control over it, but still.
* people who ask stupid questions and prolong classes.
*suburban people who think they are gangster
*when couples say, "we're pregnant"... Really, are ya sharing a uterus?
*my teeth, someone punch me in the face so I have to get veneers, I would get that over a boob job any day, my boobies rock.
*auto-correct on my phone



I contemplated not writing pet peeves cause literally for the last month I have been on cloud eleven.. Two clouds up from cloud nine. Life is busy, super good but super busy. Bost can stand by herself till she realizes she is standing by herself than she gets nervous. She lately gets mad at me, I have to turn my head so she doesn't see me laugh when she furrows her eyebrows and yells at me. When she is really mad she will chase me around to pull my hair getting even more mad when I don't let her. She is signing "please" like a champ and also does tons of other cool tricks like peek-a-boo, and itsy bitsy spider.

To counteract my negative-nancy pet peeves list here are a few things I love lately.

*flavored water (the crystal light peach liquid kind is amazing)
*new running shoes
*new panties (nothing makes your day better)
*the fact the it is almost spring!
*stroller walks are coming up
*Cadbury eggs
*Boston dancing and singing
*hot, manly men with big muscles, even cowboy types, (this is new for me).
*and as usual The Walking Dead.

Sorry I am the ultimate slacker on blogging lately, like I said, we are busy busy.



XO:
Ashlynn&Boston BRONSON








1 comment:

  1. Girl, you crack us up! Post more, please!? We love reading them! I wonder how much more that trash will have to post till she realizes everyone is laughing at her and her "cute body" including her friends!!!! Boston is a doll!

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