Like I have mentioned thousands of times my mom is amazing. She is so great to me and so great to Boston. She was amazing to Boston and loved her before she was here and realized how cute and fun she was. She was excited for her from day one. Boston is pretty dang lucky she has one awesome grandma and one awesome great grandma. In fact both of them are watching her while I am at work.
I got sent this funny message so I wanted to share it:
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1. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado hit it."
2. My mother taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that comes out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
4. My mother taught me about OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
5. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out."
6. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you."
7. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home."
8. My mother taught me about GENEOLOGY.
"Shut that door... You think you were raised in a barn?"
9. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids... I hope they turn out just like you!"
10. My mother taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, That's why."
11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until your spinach is gone."
12. My mother taught me about IRONY.
"Keep crying. I'll give you something to cry about."
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I loved this and thought it was hilarious! Clearly my mom taught me those things in kinder ways but it was still taught to me. My mom also taught me to, "Kill them with kindness" which I usually give a smart-alec response like, "So, you literally want me to kill them?"
Lucky that I have such great parents who also have such great parents. Boston and I are lucky. Tell your mom she is great today!
PS... I'm sure my big sisters are going to say what a suck up I am..
XO:
Ashlynn&Boston BRONSON
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